Okay.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS MY CAMERA UP TO!
It doesn't help that it's chinese new year - the season for picture overload.

It gives perpetual "Lens Error" when I have been an angel to it. It used to work after I take the battery out and put it back in (because it doesn't even let me turn the camera off!). But now it doesn't work anymore. IT IS NON-FUNCTIONAL!!!

Then I tried just now and after taking the battery out and putting back in again, it went "WARNING - BATTERY EXHAUSTED". WHAT THE FLYING WHATEVER. I just charged my battery for a few hours and you're telling me it's exhausted.

Then yesterday while it was working momentarily, it went bonkers! It took 10 seconds to detect a button. So whatever I did was slowed by a million hours.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUTRW&YF*SYJRDGJ(JDKM_HD(JUGD(

THEN google tells me - smack it, dislodge the lens. IT DIDNT WORK.
THEN google tells me - murder the lens. But I couldn't! My Coolpix S10 doesn't even have a lens for me to touch! It's all protected by the cover.
THEN google tells me - don't try to fix it. get a new camera instead.

The stupidest thing about this is that my warranty ended just LAST MONTH.

BLOODY HELL.