What the fuck. Shut up already.

This girl is speaking in a bimbo voice so loudly over the phone here at Starbucks. I could hear it through my earphones. I bet people can hear it from outside Starbucks.

"OH MY GOD, YOU KNOW!?!?!?! YEAH LIKE TOTALLY!?"

Oh my god, you know?! Uh, shut up. Yeah, like totally.

DUDE, it's over the phone. The people can hear you even if you're 10cm away and your mouth is like what - 0.5cm away from the phone. I can speak a million decibels softer and the person across the line can hear me.

Shut up.

Lomoromogomo.

I want an LC-A. There is no way I'm going to buy one. Mom would murder me, severe me and feed me to the sharks in the vast ocean. (Oh ning, you always say that. Can't you get a little more creative with words?)

The functionalities are broader, I should think and I love the effects. The Fisheye can do that too but it still remains somewhat limited. I want a LC-A!!! Pleaseeeeee.

I'll see how it goes. Perhaps. Just perhaps. If I finish my 3rd role of Fisheye, I could trade it for an LC-A. The burning problem is that my box is in ruins. Otherwise, everything else is in tact - the info, the book, the instructions and what have you. *dies*

*sobs* I need a life.

Or maybe I need a job.

Then I can afford an LC-A AND keep my Fisheye. Poo.

I'll see, maybe mom would decide to love me for Christmas, you never know. Heh!

Goodness I'm flooding this place. But a random thought just came to me.

It sounds shallow.

But when I see someone say/type "OMG", I assume it's a girl. It isn't that I can't picture guys saying that. Just a random thought. I mean, it seems to me that guys are more likely to say "Oh fuck!" then "Oh my god". I mean, it's not exclusive, since girls say "Oh fuck" alot too but gah, that's ning's mind working up on what people like to call stereotypes. I swear, I'm not stereotyping, it's almost true.

And erm -
Some dude called a Starbucks Barista to his table and said "Can you give me _______"

.______.

Wait, they didn't know you have to order at the counter?

Then he still didn't go to the counter to order it. He continued sitting there. The baristas made his drink anyway. They called him when it was done for like 15 times? Then one went personally to him and told him he could pay at the counter for his drink and erm after 5 minutes, he's still sitting at his seat. Hmmmm the amazing world of i-don't-know-whats.

EDIT - After something like 30 minutes, he left. Yes, he LEFT. He didn't pay, they made the coffee, he didn't take the coffee, he didn't pay and he left. Okay, at least he didn't take the coffee, leave and not pay but DUDE. Geesh. WTF?!

(I am so totally not a paikia)

55/90. Hmmm. I'm not so evil and paikia k! Most of the things were done during my adolescence, which I stand I've grown out of *coughs*

In the light that Star Awards is coming, I thought I'd give some superlatives to the various local artistes.

Most untalented established artiste: Jeanette Aw
Yes, she's established. And highly over-rated. I don't hate her, but I think she truly truly lacks talent. All her roles in dramas may portray somewhat different personalities but she does them all the same, with neither flexibility nor professionalism. And it isn't what they'd call a personal touch. It's what we call severe lack of talent in the acting field.
Most haughty: Fann Wong
Again, another haughty over-rated artiste who capitalises on her fame. Nuff said.


Okay I'm lazy to go on. Bash me if you like, I love humor (:

I need
- Kinokuniya to have another 20% sale
Ah I know I know, I have too many books that I have yet to finish. But well, at least... let me get a planner for 2008? No dude, I'm so not being forward looking. I'm just being a total idiot wanting to fill dates up to stop feeling like I'm isolated from the world. Yes, shut up.
- Money
Yes. I need money. Don't we all. Money makes the world go round. YES I NEED MONEY. GO AWAY. GIVE ME MONEY OR GO AWAY.
- Fredflare
): I need accessories and cute little vintage thingums.
- To go out
Yes. I need to fucking go out. I spend 12 hours a day sitting in the living room in front of my laptop. Not that it's not fun or anything, but I seriously need a life.
- Money
Oh wait, I said that already? I need more. Yes I need more.
- Fun things to do
I have so many things I want to do ): Just no appropriate person to approach to join in. No one else wants to do fun things with me ):

Okay I'll stop.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND I NEED
- A PHOTO-MANIPULATION OF HUGH LAURIE KISSING ME
): Oh come on. I know you love me.

You know. One day when I go insane and have nothing better to do, I'll MEMORISE/STUDY the Lorem Ipsum language. I mean, I can't study it because it allegedly means nothing. But I can memorise it and freak people out.

Then of course, I probably am not the only people who thought of being stupid and memorising meaningless language. BUT DUDE, that's ning for you. She's weird, she's crazy, she's meaningless and out-of-this-world.

SO! I have memorised the first 2 words! "Lorem Ipsum" DUDE, I'm a total genius!

Go away.

Okay. This will be very disorganized but random outbursts while watching the show... uh now!

So definitely in chronological order of whatever made me laugh out loud and garner stares from people in the house. Yay.

(House M.D Season 4 Episode 6)

Anyway, I'm pissed cos my new brushes were stuck to a double-sided tape for a million years and now the sticky residue refuses to come off with water, scratching or whatever limited things I can think of.

Pardon me for the insanity under the cut. It's inevitable. It had to happen, it's House!

Okay, my broadband probably has brain cancer or something. Every page appears to load for 3 minutes before giving me yet another blank screen. Maybe I should stab it and end its suffering.

I swear this place is turning to become my House M.D rambling dump-ground. Well, any maybe some memes.

It's 4.09am. I tried for an hour to sleep, I hate lying down thinking about nothing and feeling so pained. I decided to try to be more "productive" by erm, coming on the internet. Awesome.

So, I watched House M.D yesterday. It was Season 4's Episode 7. I felt rather disappointed by the episode. I was quite about to zoom into saying Season 4 is the best season by far! Until this episode came up. Well, guess we could give it some time?

I'm not going to give a shit about a spoiler cut anymore because no one reads anyway :D:D:D

So -
Uh, well, the show was boring. "Ugly" has a double meaning, perhaps. Referring to the patient and the opposite of the chicks on the show. It's all about physical appearance.

I was rather bored throughout.

I thought the only cute part was House going "SHIT - I looked so stupid" sorta thing.

Cameron was pretty cute as well, talking in front of the mirror. Before the zoom out revealing that she was talking in front of a mirror, I knew it just didn't sound quite like her.

Poor Foreman, he is never really very involved in fanfics and other thingums - he wasn't even interviewed!

*shrugs* I just read the forums and apparently loads of people think this is the best episode in the season/series. ?! Maybe it's just me - or that I watched the episode at 4am in the morning 24 hours ago.

I HAVE THE HALF THE MIND TO SHOOT MYSELF NOW.

I was downstairs, looking to buy food coloring for the cookies' icing but didn't know if there was flour at home. At that time, I was already very very perplexed, I was snapping at my siblings and making them throw fits of hurt.

So I had to ask if there was flour at home. I dialled my home number and passed it to Beautrice to speak to the helper to check if there was flour at home.

Beautrice was speaking quite softly I think and she kept having to repeat herself and I screamed "Just speak louder, will you?!" and she repeated a few more times. Angered, I grabbed the phone from her and screamed into the phone "HELLO!?" she replied and it sounded like benzley and I was pissed that benzley was dragging his words. So I screamed "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU." and the reply was "What number did you call" in this very annoyed tone (because I screamed at her, duh). But for some reason she sounded like Benzley!

I was shitted. I apologised and died.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STILL FEEL SO GUILTY. I NEED TO DIE.

I want an amigurumi but I can't crochet, I can't even do simple sewing! ):):):):):

Blah, there's something wrote with my touch pad's left click BLAH. It doesn't seem to detect pressure that well X_X

I don't need a reason to love House M.D because it's just so awesome.

But here's another thing that makes me grin myself silly.

Much of the main cast are lefties! Foreman (Epps), Cuddy (Edelstein), Wilson (Leonard) :D:D:D

I think that's just me. I have this thing with lefties. I was a leftie till my mom made me change V_V. Nuff said. But anyway, dad and Benzley are lefties too. AND I WANT TO BE THE LEFTIE I WAS AS A CHILD.

Cinderella:
One of your parents is dead
You are expected to do a lot of chores
You love to dress up
You love animals
You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
Your mom is really strict
You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 5

Belle:
You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
You’ve been lost in the forest
You love to read
You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
One of your family members is a bit weird
You have done volunteer work
You have a wild imagination
You love to take care of people in need
You've rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 7

Jasmine:
You are very clever hell
You’ve been with someone way different from you
You’re unique and different from everyone else somewhat?
You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
You have set a lot of goals for yourself
You don’t have a lot of friends
You’re independent
You are wealthy
Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 4

Ariel:
Your parents expect a lot from you
You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
You’re a bit of a trouble maker
You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
You collect something
You have/had long hair
You have/had a pet fish
You’re extremely curious
You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 5

Snow White:
You know that you’re beautiful
Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
You’ve almost been killed
You have at least seven good friends
You’ve had food poisoning
You have/had short hair
You get along with almost everyone
All of your friends are different
You love to have a good time
You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 4

Mulan:
You can be a tomboy
People wish you could be a bit more girly
You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
You’ve had a physical fight with someone
You have/had considered running away from home
Your parents try to plan your life out
A lot of your friends are boys
You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 5

Aurora:
You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
You almost died at a very young age
You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
You have a decent singing voice
You like to sleep in late on the weekends
You spend most of your time outside
You’re adopted
Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 1

Pocahontas:
You love to walk around big cities
You are more spiritual than religious
You’ve been in an interracial relationship
One of your family members is dead
Your parents are very protective of you
Someone you know has been in war
You love nature
You have/had black hair
You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 3

I'm Belle!

And here I go again, running impromptu commentary on the latest House M.D episode T_T Okay, not commentary - more like ramblings and exclamations of a deranged fan (:

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Cut-throat bitch. Heh, challenge? Shut up.

"Thong. Cuddy. Go." OMG, Why do I love you!

The magician seems to have an Australian accent tinged with an American one. Hmmm. I like that :D

Oh goodness. Why the hell did she do that?! Creative, sure. But downright stupid and out-of-this-world (maybe that's what House wants).

I love 13 (Olivia)'s outfit in the current scene. Suspenders and blouse and fits beautifully and doesn't go too out of office dressing ethics!

Can't say this enough. I love the magician's accent. It sounds so sexy and enticing T_T (ning stop it)

"Pick a card"
"Too much trouble. ... Pick my nose?"
:D:D:D

That look on House after the magician made the card stick from the opposite side of the wall is priceless :D

House just made a card disappear so subtly that no one notices very easily.

:/ Oh dear, I can sense 13 was hiding something about her medical history as House suspected. But...?

LOL headache = vicodin = House = WOAH

"OH. MY. GOD. You're not wearing any underwear!"
"OH. MY. GODDDDD *intentional loudness*"

O_O 13 is really hiding something.

"I'm manipulative. I played the game. I can be a bitch." You CAN be a bitch? You're kidding, you are more than just a bitch, dearie.

House seriously won't stop thinking and insinuating that girls who are in the medical field as doctors have scarred pasts. And he won't let 13 off either .___.

HOUSE SAID SORRY! O_O

O___O He drugged her?

He threw the results away, but that seems very House but for a moment I did think that he'd read it.

Ripped off Becks.

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, and things. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name. Nothing made up!

Your name: Ning
Four words: Naughty Nit-picky Nervy Nothing
State/country: New Zealand
Boy Name: Nathan
Girl Name: Nicole
Occupation: Nurse (!?!)
Something you can wear: Nothing
Something found in a kitchen: Ning (Benzley came up with that. It turned out to be true though. I mean - HEY - when do you see me not in the kitchen!)
Something you shout: "NO!"
Something you do at school: Nothing
Name of an animal: Nightingale (I cheated :D *loves*)
Name of a Drink: "Naked Lady" (It's an alcoholic drink!)
Name a Holiday: NaNoWriMo (does that count!? No, I don't care, it's a holiday to me)
Name a body part: NIPPLE. (SORRY)

After finishing the whole thing, Benzley reminded me that Nose starts with N as well. But well, I'm spontaneous this way. I couldn't think of anything until "HEYYYYYYY nipple".

I never really wanted to start another running commentary on the latest episode, but hell - half-way through 4x09 I knew I had to.

So the running commentary starts 19 minutes into the show.

1. I love 13. She's beautiful, she deals with things right despite having emotions. But that's besides the point. I smiled when House gave her a +2 because she said drug use has always something underlying or something along those lines. To which House replied "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard" but the next scene saw him giving her 102 points for her tally. :P

2. I really find the idea behind Wilson's patient's thinking a bit odd, but it's not hard to understand. But... :/ Eeks, he's probably going too far?

3. HE FIRED 13 AND KUTNER?! Okay too early to know yet but hell no! (HE DIDN'T :D:D:D) But who knows yet.

4. "Dying's easy. Living's hard." Uhrm, that explains why Wilson's patient wants to sue him? No, the "lawyer" happens to be House.

5. Wilson's annoyed with House O_O Okay, he always is, just a little more stern this time.

6. "Is he seizing or dancing!" :D

7. ): I swear House hates girls. He thinks everyone needs a motive, well I do too. ): But he fired both girls.

8. OH HELL. 13 is not fired. DUDE House is some really amazing idiot for playing mind games all over so subtly.

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Post-show insanity:
I love House's dementedness. He had me going insane screaming all over. Having me at the edge of the seat in a mind game is no easy feat. Favourite episode of the entire show. Used to be 4x03, but this was awesome other than the fact that the patient of the week is just rather mundane.